"On Good and Evil"

It is obvious to me
Who the good guys are in this one
And who the bad guys are.
The bad guys are the ones
Who say Israel is a stinking corpse,
And should be wiped off
The face of the earth.

That's not a good guy.

(Sarah Palin. To K. Couric, CBS News, Sept. 25, 2008)

More here.

'Cosmopolitan' Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please Your Man Email

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/cosmopolitan_institute_completes

Taking tree hugging to a whole new level

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/10/us/10tree.html?hp

Explaining the Sara Palin effect to snooty Europeans

http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7600000/7600592.stm


"We fry things nobody ever considered friable - things like cupcakes, banana sandwiches and batter dipped artificial cheese…even pickles."

Avoiding high-fructose corn syrup makes you a racist

Just came across this ad, produced quietly by the Corn Refiners Association, in favor of high-fructose corn syrup. I was tempted to introduce it, with references to white guilt and the 3 AM ad, but I think it pretty much speaks for itself.



Here's a direct link to the second spot, which features a picnicking couple and a phallic dessert to help encourage you to down more sugary corn-derived swill.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVsgXPt564Q

Onion News Network?! I'm in love.

Um, this is pitch-perfect. These people have the news personae down even better than The Daily Show, I think. Just awesome.

On the religiosity of Evolutionists

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/evolutionists_flock_to_darwin

Tour of Wasilla

I hate to say it, but this looks a little like my hometown. Except that we have nothing quite as flashy as the the Sports Complex in Mt Vernon, though we have Target AND BigK AND SuperWalmart. Plus, last time I went home, they had given the Dairy Queen a flashy remodel.